Here are just a few silly faves:
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 pm - prayer and medication to follow.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
I have seen some of these bloopers before, and they still give me a giggle or two, and I hope they have that effect on you too.