Monday, March 1, 2010

Funny church bloopers

Linda Yezak at her blog posted a list of oh so cute bloopers found in church bulletins and announcements and signs. For her whole list visit her post of February 26, 2010.
Here are just a few silly faves:
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 pm - prayer and medication to follow.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

I have seen some of these bloopers before, and they still give me a giggle or two, and I hope they have that effect on you too.


Lee Smith said...

Those are great. I think I've seen them before too, but it's always good to smile and laugh, especially when times are tough. A lot of people have tough times lately. Thanks for sharing these ~ and the link. :o)

Anonymous said...

Dear Terra, What a lovely way to start a new month. These are deliciously amusing and, like you, made me giggle out loud.

Happy March!

Jody Hedlund said...

Those are hilarious! I've seen lists like those before and they always give me a chuckle!

Jane Kennedy Sutton said...

Those are too funny. Now I want to go read the rest of them.

Becca's Dirt said...

So funny Terra.

BittersweetPunkin said...

I am soooooo late in visiting..I want to say THANK YOU for nominating me for the Beautiful Blogger award....that is so sweet! You are so wonderful.

I actually just got back from the Dr...tested for strep and mono as I have been feeling pretty lousy..I have a prescription so hopefully I'll make a fast comeback!!


Karyn Bernard (French Charming) said...

Bwahahaha! Thanks for the giggle, this is one instance when typos are good!

Have a wonderful week Sweet Friend!


Heart2Heart said...

These are great! I'll definitely have to look for some more when I get the chance.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Enchanted Oak said...

My favorite one is the prayer and medication to follow the potluck. I'm in a 12-step program, and step 11 begins, "Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God..." I can't count the number of times the reader of the steps has said, "Sought through prayer and medication..." It never fails to bust up the crowd.

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...

Those are funny! Hey, I live in Western Wisconsin too! Where is your sister? We are between LaCrosse and Eau Claire. Cindy

Holly said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Nezzy said...

It doesn't matter how many times I read some of these, they always crack me up! Thanks for the good laugh, it's just what I needed this afternoon.

You have yourself on fantastically blessed day!!!

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Oh Terra Sweetie...
How precious these bloopers are. I just love them. I imagine the churches weren't to happy with themselves when the boofed, but it makes them that much more human ya know? I love it.

Thank you for sharing sweetie. Have a beautiful Friday.

Country hugs...Sherry

Andrea said...

hahaha, i am new here, i am amused for the day. There are a lot of these too in other places and i often see them everywhere, maybe i should document them and share the list and photos. thanks.